I've only been working here for almost two years and I've seen a lot of stuff going on over here. People cheating on each other. New cheaters turning into regulars. Truckers coming back home just to find out their significant other has been cheating on them after 23 years of marriage. Drug addicts. Drunks. Prostitutes. Drug dealers. People hiding from cops....it's too much. Occasionally, I'll get tourists or people that actually need a room to sleep in. I know I made this blog to share stories and experiences that go on around here, but this place is getting to me. What's the world coming to? I'm gonna start looking for another job. I want out.

Oh no!

Housekeeper comes in with this item, I tried to figure out what it is. I thought it was some sort of remote then I realized it's a small scale for weighing coke or something. It was all over my hands! She told me it was from a room that a family with a kid have been staying at....

The same day there was a syringe  found in a room. The next day a broken meth pipe was found

Burn baby burn!

I'm not exactly sure what happened because these guests were already checked out at the time, but they could've burned the whole place down! Judging by the yellow shampoo bottle, I think someone had lice and they were trying to burn their clothes or something. Along the way they burned the shower curtains too and just booked it. I didn't realize the whole lice thing until I noticed it and started thinking about it so I just got the hell out of there just in case. =O

No, don't mix the colors with the pearly whites!

Someone left a tooth on top of the washing machine.

I got a tip today!

A dirty panty left in the front office floor!

Duh!

"Would you like a receipt?"
"No thanks, just the key."

I'm sorry we have this new technology where you open doors with your mind....Obviously you are going to get a key, fucker!

Some people are ridiculous.

Rude!

How dare some one leave their rolling papers behind and not their weed!

And it was all yellow...

Thank you kind guest for leaving us this syringe filled with a yellow liquid! You shouldn't have....really, you shouldn't have!
What do you think it is?

Jesus Christ!

This is something that I wanted to post yesterday, but didn't get the chance to. So I get a call from a manager of another property giving me a heads up about a guest coming to my property "...she's no trouble or anything but she thinks she is Jesus..." Every guest has to fill out a registration form in order to check in, their name, address, signature, etc.
This did freak me out a little. She had this written all over the money that she had given to me too!
I had to write her actual name on the form.

What's up ?!

I am nothing but a mere front desk clerk at a motel chain that I will not name, but I'm sure it's obvious which one it is. Hopefully I won't get caught and sued by the company. Muahahahaha!