Rude!

How dare some one leave their rolling papers behind and not their weed!

And it was all yellow...

Thank you kind guest for leaving us this syringe filled with a yellow liquid! You shouldn't have....really, you shouldn't have!
What do you think it is?

Jesus Christ!

This is something that I wanted to post yesterday, but didn't get the chance to. So I get a call from a manager of another property giving me a heads up about a guest coming to my property "...she's no trouble or anything but she thinks she is Jesus..." Every guest has to fill out a registration form in order to check in, their name, address, signature, etc.
This did freak me out a little. She had this written all over the money that she had given to me too!
I had to write her actual name on the form.

What's up ?!

I am nothing but a mere front desk clerk at a motel chain that I will not name, but I'm sure it's obvious which one it is. Hopefully I won't get caught and sued by the company. Muahahahaha!