No, don't mix the colors with the pearly whites!

Someone left a tooth on top of the washing machine.

I got a tip today!

A dirty panty left in the front office floor!

Duh!

"Would you like a receipt?"
"No thanks, just the key."

I'm sorry we have this new technology where you open doors with your mind....Obviously you are going to get a key, fucker!

Some people are ridiculous.